WANTED: ENGLISH SPANISH TRANSLATOR

Wanted a translator for Old Man On A Bike. Must have sense of humour.

TOY BOY - OR TOY GRANDPA

Carin has turned the old tramp into a vaguely respectable grandpa...

BRAVE OLD BRIT

B threatened me: get my hair cut or exile to the garden shed.
I bought a dozen red roses this morning and knelt in the doorway of Carin's salon on the Market Square in Ledbury, face hidden behind the flowers.
Carin has forgiven me.
I have an appointment this afternoon.